- Fairy-flies (her name for Fairies, like Tinkerbelle)
- "This game is only for grown-up kids"
- "Sometimes Grandmas are your Aunt"
- To Daddy: "You are one crazy woman!"
- "Mom? Is Pepsi junk food? Because you eat it all the time." (Insert embarrassed expression on mom's face)
- After I said that my pop was a diet pop: "Does that mean it gives you diarrhea?"
- "Can I please bring Bronco's head to church?" This said after the poor stick horse, Bronco, was unfortunately decapitated. There were many tears and much sadness. I had visions of the Godfather being replayed at church after this question. (No, I've never actually seen it)
Mercy: Help When We Are Weak
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