Posts

Showing posts with the label funnies

Four-Year-Old Speak

Natalie continues to crack us up with the sweet and funny things she says. Here are a few recent ones: Natalie: "Mommy, I'm going to make up my own verse. Micah 40:5. The Lord God made, holy and wise, some people were sinners, and they couldn't go to heaven." She has since added this part "Until they were not sinners and asked Jesus to be their Savior" ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- N: "Today is Mofvers Day" (Hands me a bunch of lilacs she picked at grandma's) Me: Well, it's not really Mother's Day, but we can celebrate it if you want. What is Mother's Day? N: It's a day we give our mofvers things. Me: Why? N: To say "thank you" for loving us and taking care of us. I love you Mommy! Me: (melting heart, couldn't say anything!) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- N: This horse is old...

Things I Am Hearing

Some funnies from Natalie: Fairy-flies (her name for Fairies, like Tinkerbelle) "This game is only for grown-up kids" "Sometimes Grandmas are your Aunt" To Daddy: "You are one crazy woman!" "Mom? Is Pepsi junk food? Because you eat it all the time." (Insert embarrassed expression on mom's face) After I said that my pop was a diet pop: "Does that mean it gives you diarrhea?" "Can I please bring Bronco's head to church?" This said after the poor stick horse, Bronco, was unfortunately decapitated. There were many tears and much sadness. I had visions of the Godfather being replayed at church after this question. (No, I've never actually seen it)